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06-14-2007, 07:11 PM
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| Digital Master  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minneapolis
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| I am not sure if this fits best in one of those "apple sucks" threads, political ramblings, or funny stuff........ But it sure is funny!
__________________ Welcome all to the new frontier. This f***ing hate gets bigger and bigger. Consume ourselves in nuclear fear. And let me tell you that's the real enemy. Now you can kill what you can not see." -Max Cavalera |
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06-15-2007, 07:02 AM
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__________________ Welcome all to the new frontier. This f***ing hate gets bigger and bigger. Consume ourselves in nuclear fear. And let me tell you that's the real enemy. Now you can kill what you can not see." -Max Cavalera |
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06-16-2007, 12:19 AM
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| Digital Master Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minneapolis
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| You say that, and I point out how popular a gift this is for men. Given to them, by their girlfriends. 
__________________ Welcome all to the new frontier. This f***ing hate gets bigger and bigger. Consume ourselves in nuclear fear. And let me tell you that's the real enemy. Now you can kill what you can not see." -Max Cavalera |
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06-29-2007, 08:33 AM
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| Digital Master Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minneapolis
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| Excerpts from a Dog's Diary 6:00 am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing! 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Diary Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am---bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe... ...for now.
__________________ Welcome all to the new frontier. This f***ing hate gets bigger and bigger. Consume ourselves in nuclear fear. And let me tell you that's the real enemy. Now you can kill what you can not see." -Max Cavalera |
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06-29-2007, 04:45 PM
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__________________ Welcome all to the new frontier. This f***ing hate gets bigger and bigger. Consume ourselves in nuclear fear. And let me tell you that's the real enemy. Now you can kill what you can not see." -Max Cavalera |
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07-02-2007, 09:49 AM
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| Digital Master  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In bliss with my beanpole
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| Transformers can suck it. Since when is it cool for grown men to go see a movie about robots that change shape? It sounds like a kid's cartoon... which is exactly what it is. The most rediculous part is that some of you uuber nerds are pissed that there are PEOPLE in the movie. I'm sorry that you're so much of a nerd that you don't want people in your nerdy ass movie about robots that change from mac trucks into a roughly humanoid form, but when HUMANS are going to be watching a movie it's best to put HUMANS in it to appeal to them, you know... since their the ones paying to get into the theater. Robots don't have money
__________________ "But, Professor, I don't know how to play the buttpipe!" September 23, 2006 |
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07-02-2007, 12:12 PM
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| Digital Master Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In bliss with my beanpole
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| I saw optimus prime in your last post. I don't care if you were talking about transformers or not, Optimus Prime is a transformer and transformers can suck it
__________________ "But, Professor, I don't know how to play the buttpipe!" September 23, 2006 |
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